obcas, kdyz se nudim, lehnu si v kuchyni na podlahu a predstiram, ze jsem drobek
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Pokud se nekdy nebudes citit dostatecne atraktivni, tak si vzpomen, ze vypadas podobne jako tvoji predkove. A i ti si vsichni vrzli
RT @GSElevator: #1: In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats.
RT @mamuf: Motherboard City http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/Motherboard_City_Big.jpg #nerds
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Priste, az budete nachlazeni, zkuste si misto citronu namixovat pomerancovou stavu, cesnek a zazvor v pomeru jeden pomeranc, jeden strouzek a kousek zazvoru o velikosti strouzku
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Tradicni svedska receptura
RT @alaindebotton: When trying to account for strange behaviour in others, don't complicate. Think of the basic emotions: fear, envy, guilt…
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1st horse: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!”
2nd horse: “…Moooo.”
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Radeji bych si urizl 20cm z meho penisu, nez lhal divce jen proto, abych udelal dojem.
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Vylil se nam pes