RT @GSElevator: #1: In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats.
RT @mamuf: Motherboard City http://www.maximumpc.com/files/u69/Motherboard_City_Big.jpg #nerds
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Priste, az budete nachlazeni, zkuste si misto citronu namixovat pomerancovou stavu, cesnek a zazvor v pomeru jeden pomeranc, jeden strouzek a kousek zazvoru o velikosti strouzku
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Tradicni svedska receptura
RT @alaindebotton: When trying to account for strange behaviour in others, don't complicate. Think of the basic emotions: fear, envy, guilt…
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1st horse: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!”
2nd horse: “…Moooo.”
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Radeji bych si urizl 20cm z meho penisu, nez lhal divce jen proto, abych udelal dojem.
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Vylil se nam pes
RT @mnumerato: Mezníky světové populace (populace v mld. a rok) – 1 (1804), 2 (1927), 3 (1960), 4 (1974), 5 (1987), 6 (1999), 7 (2012), 8 (…
RT @kakaofonie: Each day, more Android systems are installed than babies born. #ptmobile