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RT @annaud: Geek challenge – http://bit.ly/MDTSEN (via @ra100)
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Leaving the shower when you want to pee is like leaving the car when you are at drive thru
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Dear Eminem. Not only we share same name but we are both black on the inside too! Sincerely M&Ms
RT @itsWillyFerrell: Dear world, Hello Kitty is no longer a virgin. Sincerely, Garfield.
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Ona: “Franto!!! Teď tady proběhla myš!”
On: “No a co?”
Ona: “Okamžitě volej na recepci a řekni jim to – ty umíš líp anglicky!”
On: “Helou – recepčn?”
Recepce: “Hello, yes – this is reception”
On: “Du jů nou Tom end Džery?”
Recepce: “Ehm…, yes, I know them.”
On: “Džery is hír…
RT @itsWillyFerrell: Dear pessimist, optimist and realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincer …
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today :))
RT @SwannyMediaMan: My boss told me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my B …